Now if you’re anything like me, you probably sometimes wonder which are worse – scientists or atheists. I mean if I’ve just had a night out with my cynical friend I think nobody could be worse than atheists , but then the rest of the time I’ve started to believe that scientists are the worst of all because they do more damage. Don’t they realise that God made science really boring as a warning to mankind not to get too involved with the whole shebang. As I think I’ve mentioned before, I believe that everything happens for a reason?
Atheists might be a pain if you talk to them but at least all they do is sit there not believing in things. They might go on TV and shout a bit if they’ve just written a book, but really you can safely ignore them and carry on with your beliefs. They won’t actually do anything to you other than try to trick you into thinking things through.
Scientists are a different matter. Don’t forget they saw how boring science was at school and still wanted to do it however weird that sounds to the rest of us!!!! So we already know they are dangerous and unpredictable. And they always go on about their precious scientific method as if we’re all supposed to be impressed. As far as I can see they just spend the whole time trying to disprove each others’ theories. I mean how negative is that? Couldn’t they just all get together and agree on things without being so critical all the time? Have they never heard the word ‘cooperate’?
I mean I’m not being funny but there’s such a thing as politeness!!!
To show you what I mean, I have thought of an imaginary conversation between two scientists:
Einstein: E=MC2
Scientist: No it doesn’t.
Einstein: Yes it does.
Scientist: No it doesn’t.
Einstein: Yes it does.
Scientist: No it doesn’t.
Einstein: Yes it does.
Scientist: No it d….
Oh hang on, yes it does.
Einstein: Told you.
See? Pointless waste of time. Here’s what it would be like if scientists weren’t such cynics:
Einstein: E=MC2
Scientist: Does it? Wow!
Einstein: Yup.
Scientist: Well, there’s a bit of time to kill. Shall I read you your horoscope?
My cynical friend says we couldn’t do without scientists because they do useful things like build bridges, and we can wander around the place being spiritual all we like but we still need to be able to get across rivers. But I think things like that are just common sense.
How to Build a Bridge
All you do to build a bridge is go to a river, get a lot of stones and pile them up in a bridge shape (yes I know there are other kinds of bridges but stay with me ok? No offence). You’d have to put arches under it of course, so the water can get through. If you forget to put the arches in, then it’s a dam not a bridge. And if you make it on dry land, then it’s a big wall. Or a viaduct if you did remember the arches.
So there you are. I know absolutely nothing about science, but I’ve told you how to make four things already using simple common sense. And nobody’s going to tell me it’s any different with space rockets. I mean how hard can it be to make a simple rocket – as long as you believe in what you’re doing?
I mean I don’t really think we need scientists any more. All they do is cause trouble and tell us things we don’t want to hear, whereas spirituality is brilliant because it tells each of us exactly what we do want to hear. What’s to decide???
I mean if we need to find out anything scientific, there’s always the internet.
My next post is going to be about global warming, and after you’ve read that there’s now way you’re going to think that scientists aren’t even worse than atheists!
